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Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Marshmallows

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Fishing sign.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

A vampire in a canoe.

The Brothers Grime

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'