Going To Camp Gifts

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Marshmallows

A vampire in a canoe.