Going To Summer Camp Gifts

I want to go to the same camp all my friends go. Let's see. "Boys enjoy hours of traditional all-American fun. Plus our schedule fits the needs of the modern family." Like what? Keeping him out of trouble while we go to work. Fun isn't free!

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Remember to lash from the outside!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.