Summer Camps Gifts

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

Tommy's third letter from indicated that he was still going through a period of adjustment,

Summer Camp

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

Vacation Options For Summer.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Looks like you get can't wait to get back to camp!"

"The summer camp theme this year was pirates, but die to all the rain and flooding. It's now submarine camp!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Um, you're supposed to practice rolling the kayak in the water!"

"The new kid seems to be more homesick than the usual campers."

Creepy Camp Stories.

'I've been to soccer camp, baseball camp, and band camp. Where I really want to go is television camp.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Ernie, there are many types of camps for young people, like math camp and science camp. Sports camps are popular, soccer camp for example. Of course, there's music camp and drama camp. These are knee-high, but I like all styles. Call me "Drill Sergeant"!! Sometimes "boot camp" is misunderstood.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Remember to lash from the outside!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."