Summer Camp Gifts

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Scary story time at math camp.

"Guys! Come back - it's just a scary story!"

Building a Shelter

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

Camp Security we'd like to see

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Camping Checklist and Bug Spray

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Did you know that it rained last night?"

Camp Games

Support Group for a Good Problem

"If you are going to live in the trees I have some great camp gadgets you might like..."

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"I heard that there might be ticks at camp so I brought poindexter to make some new friends!"

"I could watch these guys for hours."

Scout Skits - soup or wash water?

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

City Camps

"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."

"Ok, so maybe cross-dressing camp wasn’t such a great idea after all."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."