Starting Summer Camp Gifts

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Remember to lash from the outside!

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."