Starting A New Camp Gifts

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Nobody likes a smore loser

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

The stuff of Legend.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Does it Rain at Camp?

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"We've decided to add forty floors."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'