Starting A New Camp Gifts

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Nobody likes a smore loser

The stuff of Legend.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Does it Rain at Camp?

"We've decided to add forty floors."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."