Starting A New Farm Gifts

The stuff of Legend.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Milking the Cow.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Superstock'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Local food for local consumption

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Cow Pilot.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Biotechnology in agriculture

Cage-free eggs.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Rooster

Farmer's credit.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.