
Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.
Embarking on a new farming adventure is a courageous and rewarding life event. Find thoughtful and witty gifts that celebrate this fresh start—ideal for farm beginners eager to grow their dreams, with cheerful designs that motivate and amuse.
Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
'Life is great' down on the farm.
"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
Milking the Cow.
'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'
'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
Local food for local consumption
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
'Superstock'
'Where's my glove?'
Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'
"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
A newspaper stand in a rural area.
If we build raised beds and a compost bin now
"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."
Cow Pilot.
"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."
'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'
'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.
"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."
Biotechnology in agriculture
Rooster
Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.
Farmer's credit.
The stuff of Legend.
"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."
Cage-free eggs.
Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate new farming ventures. Perfect for mornings on the farm or as a motivational gift for farm beginners.
Check out pillows that bring comfort and a touch of humor to your farming lifestyle. A perfect addition to your relaxing spaces after a day in the fields.
Browse our prints to decorate your farmstead or farmhouse with inspiring or humorous artwork celebrating your new farming chapter.
Discover t-shirts that showcase the pride and humor in starting a new farming venture. Great for farm days and farm-themed events.