Starting A New Farm Job Gifts

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Milking the Cow.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Superstock'

Local food for local consumption

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Farmers' Warnings.

'Where's my glove?'

'Who's the new guy?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Cow Pilot.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'