Career Change To Farming Gifts

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

The Hen House Office

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Important Food Groups

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Caged Businessman

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Cow Pilot.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I used to be a veterinarian."

The stuff of Legend.

Rooster

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Cage-free eggs.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

Scrooge McCow

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."