Starting A New Job In Agriculture Gifts

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

baby sweetcorn...

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Bees SOS

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Yoyo sheep

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Where's my glove?'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

Moo! OOM!

Crop duster wanted.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Cow Pilot.

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'