New Farming Career Gifts

How farmers are made...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Local food for local consumption

'Superstock'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Cow Pilot.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Rooster

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Farmer's credit.

Cage-free eggs.

The stuff of Legend.

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'