Starting A Farming Career Gifts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Lactose Intolerant

The Rooster Comedian.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Steak Ted?'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!