New Farming Career T-Shirts

How farmers are made...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Milking the Cow.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Local food for local consumption

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Cow Pilot.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Biotechnology in agriculture

The stuff of Legend.

Farmer's credit.

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Scrooge McCow