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Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

The stuff of Legend.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Scrooge McCow

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

Will work for manure.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

The Hen House Office

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'He's in a good mood today.'

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"