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Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

The stuff of Legend.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

Scrooge McCow

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

Will work for manure.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"So I can eat better here at work."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'He's in a good mood today.'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"