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'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Gardening#2

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

'Superstock'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Static cling."

Local food for local consumption

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'First weeds of spring.'

'Where's my glove?'

Barbecue

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Digging.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Rose

Farmer's credit.