Starting A New Farm T-Shirts

The stuff of Legend.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Superstock'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Local food for local consumption

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Cow Pilot.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Cage-free eggs.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Farmer's credit.

Rooster

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Scrooge McCow