Future Farmer T-Shirts

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'One day son, all this will be yours...or the banks.'

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

Cow Pilot.

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"I wonder if it's too late to be a plumber."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

International Women's Day.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"