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'Where's the main office?' 'Oink, oink.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Dogs and Chickens

Cow Pilot.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Farmer's credit.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Biotechnology in agriculture

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'