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'Where's the main office?' 'Oink, oink.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Niche Extracurriculars

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Cow Pilot.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Farmer's credit.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door