Creative Farmer T-Shirts

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Hybrid animals.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Tractor Art

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Dept. de Philosophie

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

A Protractor.

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

Farmer using a photo editing program

Learning.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Where steel wool comes from.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Scarecrow Painting

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

Bar Code Harvester

Remote control sheepdog

Cows of the Future!

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'