Artistic Farmer T-Shirts

Tractor Art

Scarecrow Painting

Horti-Culture

'Oh Hi!'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Vaccinating Scarecrow

A Tongue Stud.

Gardening

Tropical Cow Tank

Speaker Farmer.

Dept. de Philosophie

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Learning.

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Farmer using a photo editing program

I lactate, therefore I am.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Milk production

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Production in times of pandemic

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

A suit of scarecrows

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!