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'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

Speaker Farmer.

'Oh Hi!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Planting by the Moon.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

A Tongue Stud.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Tractor Art

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Tropical Cow Tank

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Scarecrow Painting

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Bar Code Harvester

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

'A few over here, please.'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!