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Dawn Chorus.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

Dogs and Chickens

"The times – They have a changed."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Art Garfunkel.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

GLOO!

D.I.Y SUCKS!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'