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"Dang you, Jimmy Buck. I hear you is datin' my sister. Goshamighty heck, Jimmy Roy. She my sister too."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

I love Harmonica

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"The times – They have a changed."

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'