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Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Gustav Holst

I love Harmonica

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"The times – They have a changed."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Bob Dylan

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Spinning violinist

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

Leos Janacek

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Cowpunk

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.