Country Folk Enthusiast Gifts

"Dang you, Jimmy Buck. I hear you is datin' my sister. Goshamighty heck, Jimmy Roy. She my sister too."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

Neil Young

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

I love Harmonica

Art Garfunkel.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"The times – They have a changed."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Bob Dylan

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.