Hillbillies and vallybillies have always had a natural distrust of each other.'
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A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."
Farmer and FIsherman
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
"Relax. They're just crows."
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About time!
"That was definitely mine."
'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'
An English Gold Field
...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.
'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'
"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."
A newspaper stand in a rural area.
'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'
Home Sweet Second Home.
For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'
"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"
Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'
"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."
Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!
"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."
"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."
"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."
This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.
Where the deer and the antelope play.
"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"
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