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"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Does God ever play practical jokes on the world? What do you think country and western music is!'

'Your memos do have a certain musicality, Fenton - but they're way too Country.'

'The perfect country star...'

"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"

"He loves country music."

A good year for the Roses.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Farmer and FIsherman

Bashful in Nashville

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

About time!

An English Gold Field

"I'm putting you on country music."

Towny Music Night.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."