Country Music Enthusiast Gifts

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

'Does God ever play practical jokes on the world? What do you think country and western music is!'

'Your memos do have a certain musicality, Fenton - but they're way too Country.'

'The perfect country star...'

Blake Shelton

"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"

"Wow, you got us front row seats to the 'Dixie Cups!'"

Johnny Cash

"He loves country music."

A good year for the Roses.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Willie Nelson

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Farmer and FIsherman

Bashful in Nashville

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Elvis Presley

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

An English Gold Field

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'