Country Music Fan Gifts

'I just love country music.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Kenny Rogers Laundromats: We know when to fold 'em."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

The country-rap scene

Towny Music Night.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Banjo

"I'm the guy that got Willie Nelson on the road again."

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

"Anybody else want to tell this singin' cowboy he sounds a mite pitchy?"

Cowboy

'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

Cows warming up.

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

Grand Ole Opera

'I'll fly away, oh glory, I'll fly away...'

The Invention of Country Music.

Cowpunk

Taylor Swift

The Trace Adkins Diet

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

In concert with Garth Vader

The King of Country Music

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.