Country Music Lovers Gifts

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"You're refusing to hold hands with me? But we've been dating for weeks! What's changed you all of a sudden?" "It became more and more obvious what a big Cheryl Crow fan you are! That's what!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Elvis Presley

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Towny Music Night.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Cowpunk

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Music from the moon.

The Invention of Country Music.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard