Country Tunes Fan Gifts

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Elvis Presley

Cockerel sings the blues...

"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Towny Music Night.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Music from the moon.

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...

Cowpunk

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."