Country Music Aficionado Gifts

Country Music Awards

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"I do enjoy your cowboy songs, will,. I just thought every now & then I'd like to hear a show tune."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nashville

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Towny Music Night.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Supply was out of harps.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowpunk