Country Music Enthusiasts Gifts

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Towny Music Night.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Supply was out of harps.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

The Invention of Country Music.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Here's a little number I wrote from bitter personal experience...