Country Music Enthusiasts Gifts

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

Country Music's first major black star, Charlie Pride, dies of complications of Covid-19

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Elvis Presley

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Towny Music Night.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

The Invention of Country Music.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'