Country Music Fan Pillows

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

The country-rap scene

Towny Music Night.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Banjo

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

"Anybody else want to tell this singin' cowboy he sounds a mite pitchy?"

Cowboy

'You shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...'

Cows warming up.

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

Grand Ole Opera

The Invention of Country Music.

Cowpunk

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

In concert with Garth Vader

The King of Country Music

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

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"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'