Country Music Lover Pillows

"And now a request from the audience."

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Willie Nelson, hold music.

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Hillbilly Symphony.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Dolly Parton

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'Well, this is the east cowboy - where seldom is heard an encouraging word.'

Bacterial Bluegrass

I was boorn under a wandering brown staaar!

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowboy sings on talent show called 'The Tex Factor'.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

Doug Kershaw

George Jones - Who's gonna fill your shoes?

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

'Give me a loan where the Buffalo roam...'

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

Darth Brooks

Roy Orbison

Wagon

Cowboy's to-do list.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

All baseball fans hope to one day visit Yankee Stadium. All country music fans hope to one day visit the Grand Ole Opry. As a hypochondriac, do you hope to one day visit the Mayo Clinic? ! !

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

In-law country

"These test results reveal that you're not 100% cowboy."

"It's Jim damnit!"