Country Music Lover Mugs

"And now a request from the audience."

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Hillbilly Symphony.

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'Well, this is the east cowboy - where seldom is heard an encouraging word.'

Bacterial Bluegrass

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowboy sings on talent show called 'The Tex Factor'.

Country Girl Yeee Haaa!

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'I've got those, 'No money left for whisky and women because my cattle futures options expired out of the money' blues...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

'Give me a loan where the Buffalo roam...'

Married to a Honky-Tonk Man: 'Hey! Hey! Mama! Can yer daddy come home!

Wagon

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

In-law country

"These test results reveal that you're not 100% cowboy."

Cagey Bea

"And here's a little ditty about my ol' uncle Jeeter..."

Everyone laughed at Hank for being the only drummer in a country western band with a set of Timpanis until one night at Gilley's bar

"It's a fairly unobtrusive procedure, except for, you know, the bluegrass music."

Country Hits

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Musicians carrying their instruments to a performance

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Contry and Western shopper

Lonesome for home, Cowboy: Tumbleweeds...$14.99.