Country Music Fans Mugs

Tarzan & Jane Take Up Square Dancing

"I'm putting you on country music."

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Elvis Presley

"That was definitely mine."

Cockerel sings the blues...

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Towny Music Night.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'