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"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.