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Hunting on the Downs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

An English Gold Field

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.