Country Pursuits Enthusiast Prints

Hunting on the Downs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Twitter that!

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."