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Making Things Pleasant.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

An English Gold Field

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Hiker's right of way.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Bungee sodbustin'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"