Farm Nostalgia Fan T-Shirts

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'The sty is falling!!'

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Do kids eat free?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Money Tree