Farm Nostalgia Fan T-Shirts

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Fresh off the Farm.

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'