Rural Nostalgia Fan T-Shirts

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"They’re real."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

Scrooge McCow

Slow, Men at Work.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Close, but no cigar!

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

over crowded car.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Snow Cow

Anyone seen my horns?