Rural Nostalgia Fan Gifts

"I'm not sure what we're seeing but I think it's some kind of antique milking machine."

"They’re real."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Twitter that!

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Scrooge McCow

Slow, Men at Work.

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

'What's that smell?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Close, but no cigar!

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

over crowded car.

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

Snow Cow

'That's the sign of a good painting!'