Farm Nostalgia Advocate Gifts

'It seems like yesterday that food was produced on farms.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

The Ox Factor

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Cow's Surprise Party.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Village store and Food museum'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'