Agricultural Nostalgia Gifts

The American Farmer - a dying breed.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Milk sideburns

Fade to black...

Yoyos

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"