Food Nostalgia Gifts

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Old fashioned TV dinners.

baby sweetcorn...

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'