Food Nostalgia Gifts

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Old fashioned TV dinners.

baby sweetcorn...

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Milk sideburns

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

The Music Box

Yoyos

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."