Nostalgic Foodies Gifts

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Old Spice

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Scales

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Griller highlights never gets old

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Okay. Grandma made her pie from scratch. Let's all pretend it's as good as the frozen kind.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."